Jedi

assjedi · Post by **assjedi** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:10 am

*waves away the simple trick*

hah!
that was impressive red. but it won't hurt me!

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:00 pm

... Stupid AssJedi ..
I hate powerful and experinced Jedi's ..
Their harder to kill ..
It'll take hours to kill em and i'll become boring ..

((((
It's time to finish this ... * Jump's behind AssJedi and Slashes him into two and then to make sure .. Slashes' ASsjedi's head off and then to make sure .. Blows up the Jedi Temple with AssJedi in it .. And to make even more sure .. Blows up the planet * * P.S : All Sith's including me have evacuated the planet* :DDD

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:01 pm

Red_Fox2006 wrote:... Stupid AssJedi ..
I hate powerful and experinced Jedi's ..
Their harder to kill ..
It'll take hours to kill em and i'll become boring ..
((((
It's time to finish this ... * Jump's behind AssJedi and Slashes him into two and then to make sure .. Slashes' ASsjedi's head off and then to make sure .. Blows up the Jedi Temple with AssJedi in it .. And to make even more sure .. Blows up the planet * * P.S : All Sith's including me have evacuated the planet* :DDD

Don't worry, once i get "Preparation H" ready and activate my "tractor beam", i will blow the jedi temple to dust! Muahhahahahaha...muahhahahhaha!

assjedi · Post by **assjedi** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:04 pm

i'm sure you got preparation A-Z

hahaha!

if you sith got Preparation A-Z, we jedis have Plans 1-1294768916501865189068015610731159805719172469156189569186591679165976195618957812357108471896516
2376174519857198246917651976471239895195619736913658917641935618956189056195618561978561235761795
6198719561237961958178916127849517927436712391901274516295195704172871924815912.

and they're all classified info!

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:05 pm

Wait...i have the "time machine". If i go back in time, i can stop your birth! muahhahahahah!

assjedi · Post by **assjedi** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:07 pm

wait...

are you Dr Evil *pinky at mouth* in disguise?

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:11 pm

assjedi wrote:wait...

are you Dr Evil *pinky at mouth* in disguise?

He joined me, because we share the common goal! and we will grab one million dollars from the jedi!!!!!!!!!!

oops, i forgot one million is too small. We want one million billion gazillion illion yillon dollars!!!!!!!!!

assjedi · Post by **assjedi** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:03 pm

no money

but credits will do fine

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:42 pm

Riiiiiight....

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:35 am

* In space *
Red : Ok Siths .. And then the baked cookie said~
A Sith : Hey! There's somebody missing! I counted everybody and there's only 99999999999 million Sith .
There's supposed to be 100000000000 million Sith!
Another Sith1 : Yeah his right !
Another Sith2 : But who could be missing?
Red : How should I know ..
Another Sith3 : Anyway Red .. Just continue with the joke .. Who cares about that Sith guy anyway ..
Red : kk .. And then the baked cookie said~
A Sith : Arhh not good .. Ehh .. COMMANDER FAIE IS MISSING!
Red : HOLY SITH AND ALL PHATETIC JEDIS!! COMMANDER FAIE'S GONNA KILL US! *Goes to controls*
A Sith : *Goes To Controls*
Red : Let's head back to coruscant ..
Another sith1 : I thought we destryed it?
Red : I was bluffing ..

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:52 pm

CF: Don't worry, i am safe, ok, activate the "tractor beam".
Red activates the tractor beam, nothing happens, then a loud sound of fart came out of the machine.
CF: Ewwwwwwww!
Siths: OMG! Medic!!!!!!
(pause)
Red: Master, I can't find "Preparation H"! Somebody stole it!!!

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:25 pm

CF : WHAT!!
Red : What is right ..
* Looks around *
I suspect AssJedi was here .. *Looks up and see's signs of'ASSJEDI WAS HERE!!!' * .. -_-!! *Takes out 'AssJedi Finger/Leg Print Spray'* Time to prove if he was really here .. *Sprays* omg .. *Looks around and see's each and every part of the complex was touched by assJedi* -_-!!!!

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:58 pm

CF: nooooooooo! Get me Dr. Evil now.
Red: Yes, my lord.

assjedi · Post by **assjedi** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:20 pm

beware faie

beware of red.

that is all i have to say

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:14 pm

*Walking mysteriously across the Sith Temple's with hood and cool cape and walking with cooooool posture* .. * Reache's a room* .. *Looks at the guards* No one know's about what and who is inside I presume?
Guard : Yes Master . No One . Not even Commander Faie himself .
Red : Good . Keep this matter a secret .
Guard : Yes Master .
* Red heads into the room . *
Red : Hello .. Dr.Evil .
Dr.Evil : *Wakes up* Arhhh .. What have you done to me .. Red .. Why are you~
Red : Quiet fool . You phetatic fool . You only get in my way . It's time for your death Dr.Evil .
Dr.Evil : Don't I get any last words or don't you say the stuff the bad guys usually say when they're about to do something to a good guy?
Red : 1) Your not a bad guy . 2) I'm not an idiot to wait . 3) I don't have much patientce . * Takes out a hangun made in the 20th century *
Dr.Evil : What the hell is tha~ * Get's shot in the head *
Red : Nothing . * Smiles * .. Muahahahhaha .. * Head's out of the room and looks at the two guards outside *
Red : Send 10 of your most trusted and best men downstairs . They're gonna have to escort me to Dr.Evil's primary base . * Smiles evilly *
Guard : Yes Sir .
Red : *Heads off *