unfeasible stuff in SW
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unfeasible stuff in SW
hihi! hansen here! let's talk about all the wierd stuff u see in SW films dat dn relli make a lot of sense...
1) AT-ATs have you noticed, that the AT-AT is a gr8 big, fat thing, which needs such a large body, so that is can power 4 small, puny cannons... isn't that just dumb? and if it also functioned as a troop carrier... then why don't they just arm it even more, and make it a freakin' tank?!?!?!?!
2) Holes. holes, holes, holes. have u noticed that there are a lot of holes in SW movies? ep 4: the reactor room was just a platform over a hole. leia and luke swang over a hole... or chasm, whatever... and the mother of all holey stuff in ep 4, the death star was destroyed cos luke blasted 2 missiles... INTO A HOLE! ep 5: the imperial probe droid emerged frm a hole, luke was stuffed into a hole for warmth, and lastly, in order 2 escape frm vader, luke dropped down a hole! ep 6: luke and gang were almost forced to be fed to a sarlaac, hu lived in a hole in the ground!!! the second death star was destroyed because they built a millenium falcon shaped hole, that led to, of all places... the power core! and lastly, the emperor was killed, after being thrown... DOWN A HOLE!!!! ep 1: Darth maul fell down a hole... i got nth fer ep 2... ep 3: my fav... firstly, anakin, obi-wan and palpatine were stuck in a hole (read elevator shaft) yoda had to climb out through a hole to escape palpatine, and lastly, the king of all holes! UTAPAU IS JUST A GREAT BIG HOLE!!!
1) AT-ATs have you noticed, that the AT-AT is a gr8 big, fat thing, which needs such a large body, so that is can power 4 small, puny cannons... isn't that just dumb? and if it also functioned as a troop carrier... then why don't they just arm it even more, and make it a freakin' tank?!?!?!?!
2) Holes. holes, holes, holes. have u noticed that there are a lot of holes in SW movies? ep 4: the reactor room was just a platform over a hole. leia and luke swang over a hole... or chasm, whatever... and the mother of all holey stuff in ep 4, the death star was destroyed cos luke blasted 2 missiles... INTO A HOLE! ep 5: the imperial probe droid emerged frm a hole, luke was stuffed into a hole for warmth, and lastly, in order 2 escape frm vader, luke dropped down a hole! ep 6: luke and gang were almost forced to be fed to a sarlaac, hu lived in a hole in the ground!!! the second death star was destroyed because they built a millenium falcon shaped hole, that led to, of all places... the power core! and lastly, the emperor was killed, after being thrown... DOWN A HOLE!!!! ep 1: Darth maul fell down a hole... i got nth fer ep 2... ep 3: my fav... firstly, anakin, obi-wan and palpatine were stuck in a hole (read elevator shaft) yoda had to climb out through a hole to escape palpatine, and lastly, the king of all holes! UTAPAU IS JUST A GREAT BIG HOLE!!!
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And, inter alia, Luke Skywalker's home was in a hole, R2 was sucked up into a hole on Tatooine and then he hide in a hole when the sandpeople attacked, on landing on the Death Star, the whole gang of them hid in a hole (cargo hold), they climbed up and down holes to get to the canon on the Falcon to fight off the Tie-Fighters, the cockpits of the X-Wing and Tie Fighters are little holes too.
Yup, holey big use of holes!!!
Yup, holey big use of holes!!!
Actually a number of machines in SW are unsound too.
Take the walkers. I doubt they will ever work in real life even with scientific advances. Think of the balance and energy required to support a big head on two puny legs. Also I would have thought, I shot from the cannon and they will fall backwards.
I had difficulty even balancing the models for display without a lot of blue tac to hold the legs on the surface.
Take the walkers. I doubt they will ever work in real life even with scientific advances. Think of the balance and energy required to support a big head on two puny legs. Also I would have thought, I shot from the cannon and they will fall backwards.
I had difficulty even balancing the models for display without a lot of blue tac to hold the legs on the surface.
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quite true. the at-sts are unsound too... anything that heavy supported on such small areas of contact would topple over, much less trudge through a battlefield...lhs1701 wrote:Actually a number of machines in SW are unsound too.
Take the walkers. I doubt they will ever work in real life even with scientific advances. Think of the balance and energy required to support a big head on two puny legs. Also I would have thought, I shot from the cannon and they will fall backwards.
I had difficulty even balancing the models for display without a lot of blue tac to hold the legs on the surface.