One of the best parts of it would be the poll
I voted for the first one
How will Jar Jar end up in Ep. III?
Real father of Luke and Leia (explains Luke's bug-eyes) (46) 4.78%
"Grand Moff Jar-Jar", screwing up early Death Stars (43) 4.47%
Obi-Wan decapitates him to get some "Dark Side Points" (56) 5.82%
Chewbacca sodomization! (120) 12.46%
R2-D2 tasers him in the nutsack and blows him out an airlock (188) 19.52%
Mace Windu turns him into a Gungan-skin "Bad M.F." wallet (163) 16.93%
He dies a hero, I touch myself, die early for my man-frog (87) 9.03%
Jar Jar Emperor; Lucas releases original trilogy with edits (73) 7.58%
More tons of Jar Jar merchandise overflow our landfills (93) 9.66%
Ahhh, who's going to watch Episode III anyway? (94) 9.76%
963 Total Votes