Page 1 of 1
Caption This! A Star Wars Moment
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:13 pm
by TD 6325
Moments in Star Wars, Celebration Japan..
locokarma [Star Garrison]: Boba Fett: "Stop me if you've heard this one before. Two Bothans walk into the Death Star..."
TK-210 [Albin Johnson, Founder]: "Okay, so I know you told me 'no disintegrations' in front of the other guys, but c'mon - you're cool with it, right? I got this new attachment and I'm dying to use it..."
Anyone else?
Stay safe,
Tim.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:17 pm
by assjedi
nothing can go wrong with good old Jacen Solo jokes.
What goes "HAHAHAHAHA~ THUD" ?
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:37 am
by Jedi_slayer
Darth Vader: " THAT'S IT!!..No more Death Star Families' Day!.. one old hag opened my meditation chamber door and asked for toilet."
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:53 pm
by al13ns
Boba Fett : "Hey, u still owe me something !! "
psstt..
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:12 am
by icemann
yo!..psssttt.. takashimaya... that way....?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:19 am
by renzaijh
Boba: "By the way, the Twi'lek knows how to do a wicked lap dance, yeah?"
Vader: "Yes, bounty hunter. The Empire does well to cater to your...Fett-ish"
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:11 pm
by yen
BOBA: "æ»ã‚“ã
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:26 pm
by dranoel
[quote="yen"]BOBA: "æ»ã‚“ã
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:30 pm
by deputylove8
Fett: I am your mother....
----------
Fett: Does yr helmet get reception here?
----------
Fett: I like big helmets..
----------
Fett: Psst, my place tonight
----------
Fett: Vader, wah lau wey! Just know, I kena 5 erp gantries along the way here. My cash card in my slave one no money liao.
Vader: Told you go green mah! Erp so many. Here parking can die one. So expensive leh. I parked my Star destroyer at home. Today I took public transport.
Fett: Kana sai ..
----------
Vader: My mum just scolded me for destroying another planet by accident.
Fett: Told you many times! The "flush" button for the toilet is red! The "Destroy Near Planet Now" button is blue..!
----------
Vader: I lost my puppy Strawberry.
----------
Vader: Dude, how do you pee in that thing.
----------
Fett: You have one looong light saber.
Vader: Shut up
----------
Fett: You got 10 cent? I buay tahan.
Vader: Ai yah! U just go Dagoabah lah..There every where toilet.Free somemore!
----------
Fett: Eeeer..I got a confession to make.
Vader: What..?!
Fett: I cant see in this thing...
Vader: *cries......me too!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:09 pm
by deputylove8
**EDITED: your multiple posts have been consolidated above **
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:27 pm
by deputylove8
Thanks. My apologies as I'm new to this forum. Future multiple postings shall be consolidated
Thanks for the info
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:04 am
by adamteo
Boba: hey tin can, is that new tights u wearing? got it from k mart?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:58 am
by TD 6325
Okay,
When I said caption this, I meant Star Wars themed captions...anything along the lines of the OT and EU. Everything else is just wrong...
Stay safe,
Tim.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:57 pm
by mosske
My mouth is hanging open! Captions would be 1 or 2 liners meant to accompany a photo or image! Ok, but some of the jokes were good...most were...errr... let me just say, keep your day jobs.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:05 pm
by assjedi
Boba: "Alright I bet you haven't heard this one before...
First droid asked the 2nd droid
First droid: So did you win the Dejarik game against the wookiee"
Vader: "yeah yeah I know... it's an old joke...
2nd droid: yeah but it cost me an arm an a leg"