A "lesson" on SW....so I came up with this..
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, there were 3 brothers..
Their names were Yoda, Gollum & Dobby...
All of them went to Hogwarts University...Yoda being the eldest had the most talent....Dumbledore decided to let him graduate within 1 mth as he was most gifted in the force, he did not need spells to move stuff...
Gollum being the 2nd brother was the most weird, always disappearing and kept on saying "Precioussssssssss", thus Prof Dumbledore decided to banish him to the Middle-Earth.....until he learnt his lesson.
The youngest brother, Dobby, no talents whatsoever, was the most jiat liat one... Prof Dumbie decided to keep him as a hse elf in Hogwarts..
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You guys carry on the story....muahahha