Starwars 'pants' thread

freefly · Post by **freefly** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:40 am

take a word or two out of a starwars line & replace it with 'pants'. i'll go first

padme: anakin all i want is your pants
anakin: my pants won't save you padme, only my new powers can do that

Post by **dranoel** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:50 am

at the start of A New Hope, after Leia is captured...

VADER: Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you.

freefly · Post by **freefly** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:22 am

luke: what is it?
obi-wan: your father's pants. it is a weapon of a jedi knight

qui-gon: midichlorians are microscopic beings that reside in your pants
anakin: they live in my pants?
qui-gon: yes. they continually speak to you, telling you the will of the force

obi-wan: now a pants is what give a jedi knight his powers. it's an energy cloth created by all living things

freefly · Post by **freefly** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:25 am

grievous: what's the situation captain?
dofine: two jedi have landed in your pants, we're tracking them
grievous: eek. just as count dooku predicted

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:56 am

ANAKIN: I'm haunted by the pants you should
never have given me.

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OBI-WAN stands with TAUN WE just inside the open pants.

LAMA SU: Tell your Council the first battalions are ready.
And remind them that if they need more pants, we will need
time to grow them.

OBI-WAN: I won't forget. And thank you.

TAUN WE: Thank you.

Plo Strax-Avix · Post by **Plo Strax-Avix** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:21 pm

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gandalf Fett · Post by **Gandalf Fett** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:07 pm

"The pants of the dark side leads to many abilities some consider unnatural.."

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:46 pm

LAMA SU: Apart from his pay, which is considerable, Fett
demanded only one thing - an unaltered pants for himself.
Curious, isn't it?

OBI-WAN: Unaltered?

Gandalf Fett · Post by **Gandalf Fett** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:56 pm

"The force is strong in this pants."

lhs1701 · Post by **lhs1701** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:45 am

Obiwan: "I sense a disturbance in the pants"

Gandalf Fett · Post by **Gandalf Fett** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:48 am

"I've got a bad feeling about pants"

lhs1701 · Post by **lhs1701** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:18 am

May the PANTS be with you.

Post by **dranoel** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:41 pm

Sandtrooper in Mos Eisley: These are not the pants we are looking for.

Plo Strax-Avix · Post by **Plo Strax-Avix** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:53 am

LONG TIME AGO IN A PANTS FAR FAR AWAY....

EP1: THE PANTS MENACE
EP2: ATTACK OF THE PANTS
EP3: REVENGE OF THE PANTS
EP4: A NEW PANTS
EP5: THE PANTS STRIKES BACK
EP6: RETURN OF THE PANTS

masterjamous · Post by **masterjamous** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:03 am

Plo Strax-Avix wrote:LONG TIME AGO IN A PANTS FAR FAR AWAY....

EP1: THE PANTS MENACE
EP2: ATTACK OF THE PANTS
EP3: REVENGE OF THE PANTS
EP4: A NEW PANTS
EP5: THE PANTS STRIKES BACK
EP6: RETURN OF THE PANTS

HA HA HA HA............

AND VADER GOES "I HAVE PANTS NOW!!"