Commander Elvis

masterjamous · Post by **masterjamous** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:56 am

Hey everybody, look who I've found, it's Commander Elvis, [gotta to be a clone] likely from the Outpost at Planet Vegas, seen here posing with a Hot-trooper.

He must be entertaining the troopers on his tour of duty with the Imperial Holo-Network to boost morale of troopers at the Outposts.

Viva Plas Vegas!!!

Got the pic from http://chrisnolan.ca/photos/blog/00000419/

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:21 am

What ability he specialised in?
Singing his enemy go nuts????...hahahhaaaa
Nice one!

Dr EMH · Post by **Dr EMH** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:32 am

Ability to melt down an army of female crone troopers with a blink of an eye ... literary.

masterjamous · Post by **masterjamous** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:57 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha..........here's a run through of his tactics to secure his enemies:

First, he mesmerise this enemies by his slick foot-work and surreptiously grabs them by the throat.

Then, he insults by belting out "You ain't nothin' but a Hound Dog"

After, he soothingly convinces his prisoners that "Jailhouse Rock"

Finally, if his enemies still do not surrender, he kills them with his Pelvis!! That's his secret weapon.

In his leisure pursuit, he hypnotises female Hot-troopers with "Love Me Tender", "Can't Help Falling in Love" and "Teddy Bear"

In Tatooine, he likes "Slicin' Sand" and while there, sometimes secretly, he will play a hand of Sabacc with Han & Lando because they share the same tune in "Viva Plas Vegas"

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:31 pm

Woooooooo Elvis!
Got Commander michael jackson???

Gandalf Fett · Post by **Gandalf Fett** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:50 am

Good one masterjamous -

Dr EMH · Post by **Dr EMH** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:23 am

Commander Faie wrote:Woooooooo Elvis!
Got Commander michael jackson???

Well, we do hav this ...

Dr EMH · Post by **Dr EMH** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:24 am

Want some more, try this ...

Tomcat · Post by **Tomcat** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:37 pm

Dr EMH wrote:
Commander Faie wrote:Woooooooo Elvis!
Got Commander michael jackson???
Well, we do hav this ...

Ahhh! Someone blast them off!!

masterjamous · Post by **masterjamous** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:48 am

This is sacrilegious and outrageous to have Rockin' Robin, Billie Jean & Moonwalker pose as our heroes!!!
This stuff is PG13, most definitely!!!

Plo Strax-Avix · Post by **Plo Strax-Avix** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:21 am

Right after finished shooting this scene, all 3 went on to perform a cover version of the Elton John song, 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'

Gandalf Fett · Post by **Gandalf Fett** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:42 am

^

So many levels... so many levels!

e3lipse · Post by **e3lipse** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:16 pm

Dr EMH wrote:Want some more, try this ...

enlarge please!!
Its so funny !

Gandalf Fett · Post by **Gandalf Fett** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:03 pm

It's all here:

http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/default.asp

masterjamous · Post by **masterjamous** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:58 pm

Plo Strax-Avix wrote:
Right after finished shooting this scene, all 3 went on to perform a cover version of the Elton John song, 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'

Gosh......... !!! Plo Strax-Avix!!! that's just prime!!
Now you've done it by helping to nudge this thread towards an M18 rating !!
Cannot imagine, what will happen when the probe droids pass this info to the men-in-white, [i.e. the Grand Admirals fraternity in case you're wondering]
By then, possibly this site will be infested with probe droids, mouse droids, interrogation droids, ohhhhhhh and what-you-have-that's-terrible droids as well as the likes of Garidian, snooping around.