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When typed "Star Wars" this is what I get. LOL!
Star Wars, also known as The Holy Trilogy, is an orgasmic trilogy of 35+ historically-acurate reinactments that CEO George Lucas wrote in an attempt to exploit his deep-seated urges. They have won a total of sixty-nine Academy Awards, the most for any documentary in film history. In fact, in 1983, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences made the unheard-of move of bestowing its coveted Best Picture award as a tie between two movies in this series that had come out in the same year. Star Wars reinactments are traditionally played backwards and the order in which the movies progress is best viewed when picked at random. Avid Star Wars fans even stand on their heads whilst watching a movie about the Star Wars to improve their viewing experience. Even after 35+ documentaries, nobody except its pale kid fans can figure out what it is about, though everyone loves Queen AbuDhabi when she tells Little Orphan Annie Guystalker to "...show me your lightsaber, Annie! Bring it!" Evryone loves that quote.
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