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Complaint letter (Spoof)

Post by Impulse » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:14 pm

I've got this from my e-mail. A friend forwarded to me. I thought it's a spoof, although it claimed it was real. :lol:

Rating: M
PG-13 (small kids please refrain from reading the text below.)
High content of Singlish. :wink:




















































*Funny Complaint Letter of a TP student.
Pls pass it around to other poly studentz or sec sch studentz. *

**
*Real funny, THIS IS NOT A SPAM!!! *

**
*Dear Principal, *
* *
*Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee ** *

**
*lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo
join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i
attachment outside still charge me internet access fee, ke si ar! Yio siew,
u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still
retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ
bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit
cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less,
somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra
$$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar. *
**
*Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u
now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in
dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb
students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal
r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei
take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities
still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think
funny issit! *
**
*swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio
no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my
money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one,
basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit! *
**
*I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access
always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2
person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee! u
outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good
then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u
think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ
a security to "protect" ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u
drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very
high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar. *
**
*All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food
resturantlar...damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food.
Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee
for u to buy Kois ar! *
**
*i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school
fee).Otherwise **undesirable
action will be taken against you and your damn car!. *
**
*from a very buay song student, *
*T0uy@ Ak|r@*

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Re: Complaint letter (Spoof)

Post by Commander_Salji » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:19 pm

*swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard.
:roll:

Expecting those Baywatch bodied suey char bor life guards ahr? :lol:
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Re: Complaint letter (Spoof)

Post by Plo Strax-Avix » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:08 am

So rich ar, employ a security to "protect" ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar.
Ha ha ha looks like this guy is not the only 'buay song' student in TP...looks like principal's car kena 'kacau' before... :lol:

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Post by Dr EMH » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:38 am

This message contains threat at the end, it may constitute a criminal offense for the original creator and whoever distributed them if police is to investigate. If one rec'd such email, better not spreading it, just read and discard.
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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:31 pm

ohh shoot . Better not let my brother look at this . His a police officer . Sergeant somemore .

Btw I can't see the words . Soo tiny .
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix » Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:56 pm

Red_Fox2006 wrote:Btw I can't see the words . Soo tiny .
That's because its not meant for little boys like you. Come back when you reach 18 and you'll be able to see it. :lol:
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Post by Impulse » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:38 pm

Red_Fox2006 wrote:ohh shoot . Better not let my brother look at this . His a police officer . Sergeant somemore .

Btw I can't see the words . Soo tiny .
Rating: M
PG-13 (small kids please refrain from reading the text below.)
High content of Singlish


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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:53 pm

Ehh .. You haven't realised now have you?

I watched violence and gore movies when I was 3 years old -_-
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:04 pm

Red_Fox2006 wrote:Ehh .. You haven't realised now have you?

I watched violence and gore movies when I was 3 years old -_-
That's your own doing, so only you're responsible for it. Doesn't mean we as adults should encourage it.

Example:
You go and steal cigarette to smoke, you are responsible for whatever consiquence it brings.

We give you cigartte to smoke, we are responsible for whatever consiquence it brings.

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Post by Impulse » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:19 pm

Plo Strax-Avix wrote: That's your own doing, so only you're responsible for it. Doesn't mean we as adults should encourage it.

Example:
You go and steal cigarette to smoke, you are responsible for whatever consiquence it brings.

We give you cigartte to smoke, we are responsible for whatever consiquence it brings.
Well said Plo. Obviously somebody refused to grow up and showing signs of maturity. :? Maybe some day that person will live in regret we never know.

For now let's get back to topic. I just hate it when we side-track until we change topic.


take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities
still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think
funny issit!

I thought it was really funny!
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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:21 pm

Gah! Whose that sombody!

Me?!

Me?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ohh well . I'll live with it .
The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.

Faith is Eternal.

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