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You know you're a SW fanatic because...

Post by freefly » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:49 pm

  • You know you're a SW fanatic because...
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Post by JediJean » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:26 am

... You dress as Padme.

... Your last 2 BFs were Star Wars fans too.

... You have a collection of lightsabers at home.

... You take up lightsaber fighting and attend training sessions.

... You're a member of more than one SW-related forum.

... You visit the SW forums everyday.

... All your closest friends are also SW fans.

... You dream of having a SW wedding.

... Your future home will be like a shrine full of SW memorabilia.

... You watch the various SW movies over and over and over again.
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Post by assjedi » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:44 am

you start to insert lines from star wars movies in your conversation.

eg: IMPOSSIBLE! Nothing can get thru our shields!

eg: This is outrageous! I object! We recommend a commission be send to Naboo to ascertain the truth!
"This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass."
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Post by hunter » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:11 am

when u start to call your baby 'jedi padawan' and constantly telling him or her to grow up and become a jedi knight. :lol:

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Post by Dr EMH » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:44 am

Going around saying: "search your feeling ... I AM YOUR FATHER!" :mrgreen:
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Post by hunter » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:50 am

do or do not, there is no try !!!!!

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Post by EarlGrey » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:52 am

You constantly try to throw a person away with a wave of your hands.

You find yourself a MASTER and let's him train you how to play with your "lightsabre".

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Post by freefly » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:17 pm

Wow :shock: most impressive. You pple take the word 'fanatic' to a whole new level :lol:
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Post by Lord_Angelus » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:20 pm

"I am your father"

- When you have alot of comics and books on Star wars

- When you fellow the jedi oder

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Post by freefly » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:26 pm

- You gobble up anything star wars & suffer from indigestion :P
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:34 pm

- You spend every waking moment researching and looking for the exact same parts used to make the movie props, then hunt down and spent a small fortune purchasing every single part so that you can have 100% screen accurate props made of the exact same things as the ones in the movie.

- What you can't buy/find, you make

- What you can't make, you commission someone to make for you.

- If you find a part that's better/more accurate then what you already have, you buy it and replace the existing part with it, eventhough you already spent a fortune on the existing part

- Your collection is never truly 'complete', because there're always ways to make it more accurate as new research and information become available

- You spend 4 years looking for parts for one prop and still its only half finished

- You spend 3 years researching and saving up for one costume, but still haven't bought a single item of the costume yet because everytime you're about to, some new information surfaces, so you have to wait till someone make the item(s) available with the new changes.

How's THAT for fanaticism? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:29 pm

- You quote every great Star Wars line when you talk

eg : Do or do not . There is no try .

eg : The force is my ally .

eg : It's a Sith!

eg : Meditate .

eg : The force flows through us all

eg : Die Jedi!

eg : Die Sith!

- Start using SW names as nicknames and start calling bad ppl sith spawns

- Start moving about like some kind of highly trained Jedi

- Start meditating every few minutes

- Play with your umbrella as if it was your lightsaber

- Try to force choke ppl

- Try to sound like a Clone Commander

- Start calling ppl names

eg : Banthoo poodo

eg : You nerf hurder

eg : You're like a Jawa . Y'know that?

eg : Jedi Scum

eg : Rebel scum

eg : Sith scum

- Start treating your classmate's like they were padawan learners

- Start talking in a Jedi way

- Start waving your hand around a friend's face when your trying to persuade him to do something

- Start to run really fast as if trying to use force run

- Start taking out your umbrella and run to another guy with another umbrella and start sparring like jedi's

- Practice's hand to hand combat according to the Jedi Way ( I can't find any! )

- Hunger for StarWars everyday of your life , every hour of your life , every minute of your life , every second of your life . 3

- Start to imagine your school is the SW academy and start treating all the teacher's there as Jedi masters

- Start to keep quiet and be humble according to the Jedi Way

- Start to act like Obi-Wan Kenobi

- Start to research every kind of SW history available

- Start to visit the SW.sg sit every time you have a chance



Beat that! :D :D :P :P :P
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Post by assjedi » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:50 pm

Figuring hard what to name your son for a Muslim and then settles for Lukman so you can call him Luk...
"This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass."
"I'm not a Jedi. I'm just a man with a lightsaber... and a few questions.."
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Post by Impulse » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:47 pm

During martial arts trainings you keep on thinking of the force instead of relying on your effort and technique.
...and when you screw it up during sparring you blame yourself to have low midichorian count, while your opponent has more force than you.
...and when you win you said that the force is strong with you.

When you carry a heavy bag how you wish you can force pull and force levitate the bag.

When you wanna beat up somebody because he think he's so smart or whatever other wacky reasons, you wish to summon on the dark side of the force, more appropriately, force rage.

When you run for 2.4km you wish you have force speed.

When you do standing broad jump you wish you can force jump.

When you do the real pull-ups (not inclined pull ups what the girls are doing), you wish you have some force to make you do 60 pull ups in a minute.

When you are getting so tired halfway in school but the people around you are so energetic don't you wish to absorb their strength via the force?

And when the tutors ask for your homework you decide to use the jedi mindtrick, wave a hand at him/her, and said "There is no homework. You all may go home now."

When you take a metre long rod like object, you imagine that you are wielding a lightsabre.

Wishing to wear a jedi/sith robe in the streets without anyone staring at you.

And when I injured my arm, felt like chopping it off and replace with Episode III's Anakin's cool mechanical arm.

The worst part is spending way too much in SW. Seriously I never spend so much in my life so far.

Read and able to comprehend SW data with ease BUT when comes to studies find studying things like chemistry a bit ...err... boring and unable to comprehend well.

That's the only post I posted today. So busy with revision...
Argh i should sleep... :(
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Post by redandblue » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:12 pm

...I dream about being in the Galactic empire all day :twisted:
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