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Post by feitonglong » Mon May 22, 2006 3:45 pm

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why she would ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'CK' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

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Post by lhs1701 » Mon May 22, 2006 3:49 pm

I love this.
:lol:

reminds me of President Bush jokes I get from my friends in US.
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Post by SoloFalcon » Mon May 22, 2006 11:34 pm

In Singapore, the teacher will be sacked... the principal forced into early retirement and the student will be the next Creative Director of MOE.
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Post by Dr EMH » Tue May 23, 2006 12:42 am

what's the principal's last 7 answers? :roll: :lol:
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Post by Impulse » Wed May 24, 2006 4:05 pm

Hilarious! Ultimately funny! I was reading this till the last comment by the principal then i get the joke.
At first i was reading through and didn't get why ask these qns.

Dr EMH wrote:what's the principal's last 7 answers? :roll: :lol:
It took me a while to realise the clue: "Think dirty!" :lol:
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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:37 pm

Lawl . I heard of this joke last year .. or maybe a few months before march .. Arhh I don't remember . But it was dang funny .
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Post by Impulse » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:51 pm

Wah nowadays seems the young knew more than the adults, heheheh!
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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:29 pm

Ok ... My earlier post was deleted .. No prob .
The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.

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Post by Impulse » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:14 pm

guess i missed something important..heehee!
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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:17 pm

Yeah maybe you did ...
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Post by Lord_Angelus » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:29 pm

this is a very weird joke

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Post by Red_Fox2006 » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:35 pm

Why so ?
The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.

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