Funny Thread

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:28 pm

Didn't get the joke .. Maybe I shouldn't have skipped it .. It's too long anyway ..

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:26 pm

Long Long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of siblings. Both were blessed with some gifts. Brother had a pair of eyes who could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears who could listen to anything. They grew up together and experienced happiness and sadness together. They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would look at far away countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see. Sister would listen to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.

As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love with each other. They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control themselves. They continued to love each other.

Alas, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad, mother was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and gossip about them. Brother and sister were adamant about their love for each other. To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother destroyed his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since they could not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...

Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story and was touched by it. He decided to compose a song for the lovers. I came across this song and it touched my heart too. However, since sharing of mp3 is illegal, so I cannot share with you the lovely song, but I can share the lyrics.

But before i do so, can you guess the song?

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:18 pm

Err .. I have no idea dude .

What happens if an idiot tells a bomb to count from 10 :

Answer :

Idiot : Let's count from 10 to calm you down ...

Bomb : Err ok .. 10 .. 9 .. 8 ... 7..

Idiot : 6... 5... 4... 3... 2.. 1...

Squadmate's of Idiot : Omg!

Ps : I know its lame ..

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:55 pm

Red_Fox2006 wrote:Err .. I have no idea dude .

Chinese song... 2 tigers

liang chi lao hu, liang chi lao hu
pao de quai, pao de quai
yi chi mei yu yen jing
yi chi mei yu er duo
zeng ji quai, zeng qi QUAI!

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:26 pm

Wo pu cha tao ?

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:16 pm

Red_Fox2006 wrote:Wo pu cha tao ?

can put hanyu pinyin? dun get it?!????

If Half-Life 2 PC Game is ever gonna be a movie...

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:14 pm

LAWL ! NICE PICS!

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:22 pm

- Top 10 Contradictions of Singaporean....

1. Nite - Sleep with aircon,
Day - Bath with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up
Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Letterboxes contain more rubbish than the rubbish bin sitting next to it

4. Most Sg Chinese use a language other then chinese to communicate with each other

5. Sg ppl like to complain against gov a lot yet dun like to vote

6. More than half of Sg citizen dunno how to speak the national language - malay

7. There are a lot of rich yet poor ppl in sg -
have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash w a lot of debts

8. There are a lot of hi-tech barbaric sgreans -
know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and latest computers but they dunno how to operate a toilet flush

9. Chewing Gum - illegal for sale?? but legal to consume *sans medicated ones

10. Public Bus - 65% of the space contain passengers squeeze-together like hamsters in a overcongested cage, while the rest of the space contain nothing..er...ghost?!

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:39 pm

Lawl?

Post by **dranoel** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:47 pm

Commander Faie wrote:
Red_Fox2006 wrote:Wo pu cha tao ?
can put hanyu pinyin? dun get it?!????

actually both your supposed hanyu pinyin are peppered with errors

eg.
mei2 you3
qi2 guai4
bu4 zhi1 dao4

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:28 pm

I'm wrong? Aww I've just learned it . No need to reprimand me XD . Xiaoxin = Be careful

Right?

Bo Liao = Nothing better to do

Right?

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:34 pm

Here's an old joke...but for those who never see or heard...just read this...

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is Necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. None of you noted that I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:39 pm

Ahaha! Nice one!

Impulse · Post by **Impulse** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:50 pm

It's kinda getting more 'funny' when no one else responds other than RF, maybe my jokes ain't funny?! or too lame for you guys?

C'mon ppl, u are also free to post jokes and wacky stuff here too!

Red_Fox2006 · Post by **Red_Fox2006** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:16 pm

Ok . This totally sucks ... Nobody else is posting!