ORDER 01- 65 (COMPLETED & COMPILED)

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Post by freefly » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:22 am

LOL that would be slapstick comedy. not sure if i'm ready for it :lol:

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Post by SoloFalcon » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:37 am

Order 62 - If you are sick(6) with flu(2), don't share anything with your clones cause they have the same resistance as you. :P
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Post by Dr EMH » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:14 am

SoloFalcon wrote:Eh... that order will kill the clones... it's Lord Vader.
Dr EMH wrote:Order 46: Pronounce Master Vader name correctly ... :lol:
it's an old joke ... u should read a SW comic strips drawn by Gandalf Fett in an early post. :lol:
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Post by Impulse » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:17 pm

Order 63: Turn off the "Silent Mode" of your pager or handphone or whatever device you using to communicate with The ugly old man.
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Post by Gandalf Fett » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:00 pm

Dr EMH wrote: it's an old joke ... u should read a SW comic strips drawn by Gandalf Fett in an early post. :lol:
Which one which one!?!?!? Link??
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Post by Impulse » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:29 pm

Gandalf Fett wrote:
Dr EMH wrote: it's an old joke ... u should read a SW comic strips drawn by Gandalf Fett in an early post. :lol:
Which one which one!?!?!? Link??
?!?!? The artist doesn't know which one too, and so do i!
Curious, isn't i?
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Post by e3lipse » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:48 pm

Order 64 : Padmé is not to be drooled over
Order 65 : Calling Lord Vader Anakin would land you an early ticket to heaven

Ok Faie, compile all the orders on first post leh :P
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Post by Impulse » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:06 pm

ORDER 66: Simon says "Kill the jedi!" :twisted: :twisted:

Ok i'll compile them...
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Post by SoloFalcon » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:31 pm

So ends the Saga of the Clonetroopers Order 1-66...
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:46 pm

And begins the saga of the Clonetroopers Order 67-whatever number...HERE

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Post by Impulse » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:30 pm

Code of the Grand Army of The Republic Clone Trooper (Phase I – Phase II)
(Singapore version)© 2005- 2006 www.starwars.sg/forum
Order 01-66 only.

Order 01: No peeing inside the clone armour and suit; open the groin armour hatch to pee.

Order 02: No stealing of commander's armour and helmet even though all looks the same

Order 03: When in doubt, just do it

Order 04: Start to learn how to count!

Order 05: No staring at hot/sexy/cute babes, glancing may be allowed.

Order 06: Pick up sticks

Order 07: Female clones were not made for a reason

Order 08: Ignore Boba if he happens to call you "Papa!" or "Daddy!".

Order 09: Start customizing your phase 2 armour when it's out

Order 10: Don't stare at the mirror too long. You'll either 1) Get scared of your looks as compare to your comrades, or 2) Grow bored with your looks as compare with your comrades.

Order 11: Always pee in a circle.

Order 12: No playing of "hide-and-seek" or "where's wally" in crowded cloning facilities, especially in the crowded canteen.

Order 13: There should be no 13 Clone Squad... cause it's bad luck.

Order 14 : Do not laugh at your commander if he wears a kama.

Order 15: Do not turn the lightsaber towards your face and press the button, it's bad for you. Serious.

Order 16: Water from the canteens are not for pouring down your fellow clones' armour during a cold winter nite...

Order 17: Prank call Jar Jar binks.

Order 18: make the wilhelm scream when shot at/run over by wheel bikes

Order 19: Never never go "huh" & "i dunno", must always go "yes sir" & "right away sir".

Order 20: never call a first-gen clone names. your time will come soon when you're old

Order 21: Never give funny stares at your jedi generals (e.g. yoda haha short, aalya, wow, hot etc) or any high authority (e.g. senator palpatine), or u'll just get it...

Order 22: Kill 1/3 of the Jedi Population (this was later deemed too complicated to keep track of, thus leading to the familiar Order 66!)

Order 23 watch Michael Jordan in past NBA

Order 24: Kill Jedi in the temple. But leave enough younglings for the chosen one

Order 25: Pay a visit to Mandalorians on Chinese New Year for ang baos (red packets)! the more the merrier!

Order 26: Congratulate Commander Faie for the thread.

Order 27: Do not share the same underwear or toothpaste even though you folks are copies/replicates of each other. Who knows, anyone can spread diseases aroundjust like that, haha.

Order 28: counter previous order. so that you can get diseases & hopefully increase yer immunity

Order 29: An apple a day keeps the clone medic away.

Order 30: Try not to talk to strangers

Order 31: Do not speak like Yoda, it's bad for your English Orals before graduating to be clone trooper, trust me, exams screw up, you will!

Order 32: Use huttese swear words like bantha poodoo. *to screw up their english*

Order 33: Wear dog-tags inside your armour so can tell who the hell you are!

Order 34: Say to Amy Allen "hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo so long ago" at the same time try not to freak her out!

Order 35: Sleep early and no snoring allowed.

Order 36: Must uphold order 35. If you don't want panda eyes, that is.

Order 37: LIGHTS OUT CLONES. SLEEP TIGHT, DON'T LET CLONE BUGS BITE!!

Order 38: When you can't sleep, don't count Emperors, count your brothers

Order 39: Wake up early, because the early bird catches the worm, the early clone takes the early frag to shoot.

Order 40: *Testing* What's order num 11?

Order 41: Do the hip hop with Yoda if you can't remember.

Order 42: Clones are not lemmings, they do not stand and slice/dice by Jedi in a line.

Order 43: Watch out for that tree...

Order 44: Bang your heads against a tree's branches a la ANH storm trooper!!

Order 45: Always carry a gun, any gun, big gun, small gun, water gun etc or something with you, and I mean always!

Order 46: Pronounce Master Vader name correctly

Order 47: None of that "nope, it wasn't me - it was him!!" type excuse! You do it you own it!

Order 48: The Boss is always right.

Order 49: If the Boss is wrong, look at Order 48.

Order 50: Repaint ourselves and even change our helmets to different variations so that we can suck more cash from clone collectors.

Order 51: If in doubt, consult your clone berthen... outsiders do not understand you.

Order 52: Do not do things singly... why? Cause you are a clone. Confuse Thy Enemy

Order 53: Never wear this happy clone helmet in a battle, you'll look like a clown instead of a clone.

Order 54: Wash the floor *sorry just rhyming*

Order 55: Always check your fly

Order 56: Never wear lipstick
Order 56a- ...If you must wear lipstick, at least make sure you apply it on your lips... not on the face of your helmet!!
Order 56b- But just don't make it into a habit
Order 56c- It's not advisable for guys to play with lipstick. So don't bring it for battle.

Order 57: Scream something or anything when you are shot, like "argh", or "medic", or "mummy", or some sissy sound also can.
Order 57a- But no swear words in Hokkien or other Chinese dialects
Order 57b- No other language of swearing allowed except for English and other star wars language.

Order 58: Bang your head. Like in ANH *it rhymes too*

Order 59: Anakin is dead. He is now Darth Vader. Do not shoot him!

Order 60: Please keep order 59 top secret until when absolutely necessary.
*No one actually supposed to know Anakin is Darth Vader*

Order 61: Go to the temple With the chosen one
Order 61a- When arrive at temple, put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about...

Order 62: If you are sick(6) with flu(2), don't share anything with your clones cause they have the same resistance as you.

Order 63: Turn off the "Silent Mode" of your pager or handphone or whatever device you using to communicate with The ugly old man.

Order 64 : Padmé is not to be drooled over

Order 65 : Calling Lord Vader Anakin would land you an early ticket to heaven

Order 66: Simon says "Kill the Jedi!"
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Post by dranoel » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:37 pm

Commander Faie wrote:Friday 23rd December 2005. DONE & COMPILED.
Good Work, Commander Faie :D It's been a fun thread, and your efforts in the eventual compilation are appreciated!
Plo Strax-Avix wrote:And begins the saga of the Clonetroopers Order 67-whatever number...HERE
and remember folks, if you missed the chance in formulating Orders 1-65... you can still get your ideas in for Order 67 onwards in Plo's thread :)

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Post by Impulse » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:53 pm

You're welcome. Heehee. Enjoy! :lol:
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Post by e3lipse » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:21 pm

Now let's submit it to starwars.com :D
Good job Faie
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Post by Impulse » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:29 am

Thanks :)
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